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Did you do the obvious loving thing?
Micah 6:8
The point
Sometimes the mystery is just obedience.
We can spend a lot of time waiting for a dramatic revelation while love is standing directly in front of us. Feed them. Clothe them. Visit them. Restore their dignity. Then, when they ask why, tell them love sent you.
The fine printMicah 6:8
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